Active, Awake day and night
Bed-time tucker-inners, Battery-replacers (and your two-year old will notice if you fail here), Beautiful
Coffee adicted, Cuddlers, Creative
Discipline-exacters, Doctor-office frequenters
Exhausted, Emergency Room regulars
Fever-soothers, Frazzled, Frustrated, Flexible, Finance-stretchers
Going to Go on a date with that Guy they married...soon...at least someday...maybe
Hair-combers, Homework-inspectors
Innocence-protectors
Justice-servers, Just-venting so Just listen
Kiss-givers
Laundry-Lovers...no, not really
Multi-tasking, Meal-prepping Magicians (no, actually it's hard work), Monster-scarers
Nose-wipers, Nurses, Night-mare calmers
Over-stretched, On-the-go, Olympians (in a "Go Mom!" sort-of way, like when they jump fences in a single leap to save a toddler from the road, you know what I mean)
Peace-keepers, Probably Poop-covered
Quitting tomorrow, this job is too hard, anyone want to apply?
Reading in their free time...ha...um, I mean Re-washing the laundry that just got peed on
Sleep-deprived, Schedule coordinators...these two often do not mix well, just so you know
Tired, Troubled, Trash-Taker-outers...or, on better days, Teachers, Temperature-Takers
Un-alarmed by the screams in the next room, they'll work it out, really. Under-appreciated
Vomit-washers...and, I might add, Volitile while doing this, so offer help or back-away, there is a limit to the multi-tasking ability
Weary, Worried, Washing her favorite shirt for the third time, because she is going to wear that when she leaves the house tonight, no matter how hard her baby tries to defile it
X Okay, nothing really starts with X, but if you permit creative spelling she is: X-uberant, X-traordinary, X-asperated, X-illerating, X-citing, X-ceptional, and her DNA carries two XX chromosomes
Yearning for acknowledgement
Zainy, that's why they write alphabetical lists of mothering traits to keep themselves entertained
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